The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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