Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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