At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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