I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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