Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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