For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm always down for nudity.
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