I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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