either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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