But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just saw a hot homeless man
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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