yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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