Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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