Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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