in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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