38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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