ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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