so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Are we still banned from the library?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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