dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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