i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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