I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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