I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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