Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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