so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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