you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You took a bar mat shot.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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