We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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