There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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