is wine microwaveable?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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