Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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