OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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