we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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