I don't think brook has ever known best
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
