Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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