I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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