Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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