Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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