Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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