Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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