I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize