I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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