last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it because I queefed?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
