Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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