You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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