...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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