glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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