Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
