..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
