Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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