I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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