so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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