she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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