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say what?
wanna hang out?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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