Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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