My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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