Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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