I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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